Food Issues

At a resturant, you are given a certain meal, and if you are a picky eater, listen to this.
If the dish is:
A: Staring at you
B: Rotting in front of you or
C: Crawling away from you

DON'T EAT IT.

Although, if the food is:
A: SMILING at you
B: Rotting BACKWARDS from rotten to fresh or
C: Crawling away from you to get a ice cold Coke,

Then go right ahead and chow down! :-)