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Swimming!

Thanks to my friend Sara, today at the pool, she taught me how to swim! Although I got loads of water in places I couldn't even imagine. There was good news for my succesion and bad news for it. The good news is, I can swim. The bad news is that when my hair gets wet, it can cause FRIZZY-OVERLOAD. I can't do backstrokes or float in water, but i'm cool with the just knowing how to swim and not being made fun of it anymore. Hooray!

P.S- As I was typing this post, I got water all over the keyboard from trying to get water out of my ear lol.

Kid blogs ahoy!

http://aidansramblings.blogspot.com/
http://chinstrap77.blogspot.com/
http://sootjeelina-fashionblog.blogspot.com/
http://twogroovychicks.blogspot.com/
http://17sara17.blogspot.com/
http://eric6893.blogspot.com/
http://desicarey.blogspot.com/
http://adoseofnascar.blogspot.com/
http://nmsunny.blogspot.com/
http://mycrazycrazylifeingilbert.blogspot.com/
http://emilybodwell.blogspot.com/
http://billieee-livelovelaugh.blogspot.com/
http://8848desiree.blogspot.com/
http://711alexandriaadventures.blogspot.com/

Whoa! Many really cool kid blogs that I've seen and heard about! Check them out!

Meat a.k.a Brisket

I enjoy chicken, ribs, turkey, ham, and hamburgers, but since yesterday at the Memorial Day barbecue at my house, my only one and favorite meat was brisket. Brisket is a tough, but juicy kind of meat depending on how you prepare it. It took 5 hours to cook the brisket at the party, but it was worth waiting!

Rumble Rumble

I'm always bored, so usually when i'm bored (my friends do this too) I usually eat. I don't know why, even though i'm not even hungry, I eat. So that's why they make Extra gum. It's made to stop sweet cravings and stuff. I'e tried it, it works, and the flavor lasts long. I stop chewing it after awhile beacause my jaw hurts! It comes in many flavors that will sure satisfy.

(I'm not doing an advertisment, I was just bored and hungry and I thought you would like to know about this gum.)

People of Club Penguin!

If you have a penguin on club penguin, contact me! (Sara there is no need to contact me lol). If you want to meet me there, the servers I go on are Iceberg & Klondike. My penguin name is 24611Iyana. Anymore questions just comment me.

The only two people on earth

Me and my friend Sara (www.17sara17.blogspot.com) we're talking about how it would be if we were the last peole on earth. I thought it was actually very pleasent to think about because you can:

1. Drive cars when your underaged
2. Have a free shopping spree at any mall
3. Own your own house
4. Have your very own job ( I'll be a chef lol)
5. Eat what you want
6. Be on TV (but no one's there to see you on TV)

I bet if you took a little bit of time to think about it, it may sound glorious to some people, but lonesome to others. But whatever! Think about it!

THE SUBWAY CHALLENGE

TODAY I HAD A SUBWAY SANDWHICH. WITH EVERYTHING ON IT. AND I MEAN EVERYTHING. THE VEGETABLES, SEASONINGS, AND SAUCES. SO IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY CHALLENGE, BE MY GUEST. ALTHOUGH YOU MUST DESCRIBE HOW IT TASTES AND LOOKS. ITS NOT THAT HARD. I DON'T CARE HOW LONG THE SANDWHICH IS, JUST DO IT.

(Not responsible for any accidents or messes during the
process of eating this sandwhich. Not a real subway
contest. I just made it up. But I had a sandwhich with
everything on it. It was good. :-) )

Rainy days

I enjoy rain. The smell, the way it feels, and it makes the sun go away.

Although it makes me feel gloomy and tired.

But it doesn't make a difference cause i'm always tired.

Yes it may come with wind,

and yes it may come with dirt

but me personally

I like rain.

The mind of Sophie

Lets play a game. Try to guess what i'm thinking about. Money? Food? The sky?

You don't know? Oh. I was kind of hoping you knew cause I got nothing. :-)

Sophie the pig

"How did I get up here? Whatever."

"Not good."

"AAAHHH!"

"Ouch. Most of my bones are dislocated. I think."

"See. I'm ok. For now. He he he."

Optical Illusions

Can you see the musician and the girl?
I can.

Looking at this hurts my mind and eyes. It's kind of funny to me though.

Cars

People these days enjoy the fanciest of cars, just because they have cool gears, or for the looks of it. I prefer a volswagen beetle. The size of it is nice, the shape is its name, and these little bugs are everywhere! Comment me on your favorite kind of car!

Today is the day!

Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the day for mothers, aunts, grandmas, and other female relatives that have children. Its Mother's Day! I made my mom a coupon book lol. Today is the day all adult women should be cherished for their hard work after 364 days. If you want to give a shout out to your mom, leave a comment under this blog. HAPPY MOMMY DAY!!!

Ducks Ahoy!

This my first time actually getting out of my house and taking some pictures I see everytime I come to the park! ( If the photo isn't good, its all my camera's fault.)

From my local park, ducks just roam around nonchalantly. These are real photos I took today
!

They're getting Married!

How funny! I guess the bride and groom's dogs got a to have thier own wedding and honeymoon as well!

Relaxation

Ever had a really stressful day? I can give you a few tips from wild to mild.

Spas-Massage, facials, and more that can keep you mellow for a while.

Meditating- Grab a quiet place, a pillow and a couple of minutes to "hum" yourself to distress.

Music- Smooth jazz always helps me! Its just instruments playing a sweet tone to help lure the mind.

Naps- Cat naps, 2 hours naps, whatever! Just sleep.

Or just find something that soothes the mind and makes you fell compfortable!

Mother's Day is Around the corner!

Eek! Thinking up a perfect gift for your mom can be stressful, but thats why i'm here to help! If your mom likes heights, take her on a couple of roller coasters. If she likes eating, there are always many good resturants in a lot of places. You can always take your mom to somewhere fancy and expensive or the old fashion way: flower, chocolate, card, and a good bear hug. All moms should have a delightful mother's day, and yours should to!

Ouch! My finger!

Today I was bored sitting at my desk, so I grabbed one of the small buckets and stuck my finger through the hole. By now I knew it was a pretty dumb thing, so I tried taking my finger out. Nothing. As usual I panicked, but in a screaming maniac kind of way, but a startled secret concern. I pulled and pulled, and my finger was on fire! It hurt so much, until my friend come and told me the solution. Just wiggle it out. I felt so dumb! I did the process and it worked! After my finger was red all over, although a few minutes later, my finger went back to it's normal color. Phew! :-)

Age Is nothing but a Number

People may say "Your too young" or "Your too old", but its just a number you're given yearly. If your 60 year old lady that doesn't mean you can't go sky diving or go on a roller coaster at Six Flags or if your a 2 year old, that doesn't mean you can't play on the big kids slide or swim on the deep end of the pool! 1, 24, 73, 89, 101, 12 the possibilities are endless! You can never be too old or to young! Take my word. :-)

The size of Texas!

People these days usually litter on our earth, right? That trash is picked up by the wind and swept into lakes, rivers, and oceans. Between California and Japan, a garbage swirl the size of Texas floats in the Pacific ocean. One turtle had a plastic ring around his shell since it was a baby and still managed to live today. There was a albatross that was cut open and its stomach was not filled fish, but with plastic and a cigarette lighter! That will probaly help you know where your trash goes now. Comment for questions!

Dr. Iyana

I'm back to give you some more useful advice. Having a bad, gloomy, or an unbelieveable day? The right medicine to cure that is my favorite treatment, laughter. I know you might think thats a bit strange, but it really works! Everytime I have a good laugh with my friends or family it just brightens my day. Thats all from Dr. Iyana.

Swine Flu

OK. Its all over the news, your morning newspaper, internet, and currently on this very blog! First, to prevent the swine flu, don't cough or sneeze on people and when your hands are dirty, don't touch your mouth, nose, or eyes. Thats how germs spread. Also everyone is asking "Can you get from eating pork?" that is a NO. If the pork is propely handled then go right ahead and chow down on your bacon, ham, ribs, and other meaty pork products ( unless your a vegetarian).

May Day

Yay!!! Today is May 1st! The weather where I live you can cook a egg on the ground and bacon on the hood of your car, which makes perfect weather for the pool, beach, surfboarding, and other family fun water adventures! :-)