Sanitizer to the Rescue

Ever since I realized what germs and bacterias can do to people, I have been very germaphobic lately, luckily I found a nifty hand sanitizer that I deeply adore! Obviously you might have heard of Germ X, and had a couple of doubts about it, but it really works!!! It can be in a travel sized bottle or a extra large on for your bathroom ( don't let ages 5 and under near it please!). If you want to hear more about this facinating liquid, send me some comments!!!

Hilarious Authors

"In the Sky" by Whay Uphi
"Freaky Situations" by R. U. Scayerd
"Wow Moments in History" by Uh Mazing
"House Purchasing" by Thes Es Soled
"How to Play Tennis" by Hit Za Ball
"Cooking" by Cookien Mahmah
"Frainkenstein" by Hes A. Liev

HAVE ANY FUNNY AUTHORS? COMMENT BACK IF YOU DO!!!!!

Series of Unfortunate Events books

I am reading a series called "Series Of Unfourtunate Event" and in the series there are 13 books total and i'm on book 9. The books are filled with "woe & sadness" as the author said, but i don't really mind, because its the adventures that get me about the main characters Klaus, Sunny, and Violet! If you get a chance to read it, tell me!!!!

Woodchucks

Ok, listen very carefully to get this question right:

Q:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
I'll give you 5 minutes to think about it........................................................................
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Ha! Just kidding i can't wait that long so here is the answer:

A:It can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood!
:-)

Food Issues

At a resturant, you are given a certain meal, and if you are a picky eater, listen to this.
If the dish is:
A: Staring at you
B: Rotting in front of you or
C: Crawling away from you

DON'T EAT IT.

Although, if the food is:
A: SMILING at you
B: Rotting BACKWARDS from rotten to fresh or
C: Crawling away from you to get a ice cold Coke,

Then go right ahead and chow down! :-)

Dr. Iyana

Truley, I am no doctor, but I can give some awesome advice on how to get rid of common sicknesess, such as:

Coughing- Try to drink some warm beverages like hot tea, coffee, or hot chocolate!

Hiccups- Hold your breath for a few seconds, or just have someone scare you.

Runny Noses- Obviously, stay away from hot water! Just drink more water and that will do the trick!

So you can listen to me, or just go google it and find out yourself.

Going green with a Greenhouse

Since I'm on Spring Break, obvioulsy im gonna get board, but then I thought "Hey, I think I know how to amuse myself ( for today). I'm gonna build a SMALL greenhouse for some tomatoes! About now you might be thinking that was a VERY random decision, but I was watching the show World's Greenest Homes, and so many had all these efficient gardens and greenhouses, so i built a greenhouse! (not with fancy glass or anything just with a cardboard box, a plastis bag, duct tape, plastic wrap, soil, and some tomato seeds!!!)